I am never going to get around to actually writing about my favorite songs of 2017 and that is too bad. There was a lot of quality music. So much that I cannot stop this list at the typical 20. Sure, there will be a Big Sexy 20, but this list goes to at least 30. I am posting so that I have a place to find these videos in the future. From time to time, I may log on and muse about a song. Without further ado...
Fave lyric: Is love mental disease or lucky fever dream? Fine with either.
If you didn't think the new release from QOTSA would be atop the Big Sexy countdown, you haven't been paying attention to previous posts. I love this album. There are so many great songs on the album, Domesticated Animals, The Evil Has Landed, and one for the BS 17 Cool Out, Fortress.
Beck is criminally underrated in my life. He's going to show up again on this list, as an exception to the no-two-songs rule. The other song is from a different century, so it passes. Up All Night might be the best video on this list. Great production value. Beck's album Colors is v good and includes a song from last year's list, Dreams. They clearly saved the production value on the video for Up All Night.
Fave lyric: Do you think baby Jesus killer Hitler, just so I'd whisper?
RTJ actually topped the BS Album of the Year list, just edging out Villians, by Queens. It is actually a tough call between this song, Legend Has It and Call Ticketron. RTJ can also fit into the BS Cool Outs when they get deep into their heart like they do here with Thursday in the Danger Room. Run The Jewels is this decades answer to Rage Against the Machine in my mind. Not musically, but spiritually. The attached video is not the official video but it could have been. They alternate being seriously political and humorously narcissistic. RTJ 3 has some of my favorite lyrics of the year. Talk to Me has the line above. Legend Has It has "Every new record's my Dick in a Box" and "I'm magic, in fact I'm a warlock of talk, I got a unicorn horn for a" where a women's voice gives an exasperated "Stop" before we find out what he was going to rhyme with talk. Also, check how cool they are at Lollapalooza last summer, bring a fan up to rap Legend Has It.
RTJ is everywhere. Here they are in Baby Driver, with Danger Mouse in Chase Me. Here that are bringing the lyrics in the dope song by DJ Shadow, Nobody Speak.
No good links on this song. I was riding this album from the tail end of last year where it landed a top song on my list through 2017. This is the third of a great three song set to start this wonderful album. Check Space Program too.
I don't follow these guys, but every couple years there is a new song I love from a new album of there's and they end up on this list. I may need to make a deeper dive.
Fave lyric: You are a fugitive but you don't know what you're running from.
Arctic Monkeys is one of my absolute top bands right now. Enough so that an old, unappreciated song from an album I liked last decade made my top ten this year. Pretty fun video for just a lyric video. I don't know if it is even an official video. Also from that album, 505 made my BS 17 Cool Out. Such a great song about longing.
Fave lyric: I wanna get with you, only you, and your sister. I think her name's Debra.
Look who's back. I had never heard this song before it was a key song in the Big Sexy Movie of the Year, Baby Driver. It is a soulful, funny song that would not be out of place on a Flight of the Conchords album.
I didn't realize how retro 2017 was for me. There is no way you didn't think this was a lost track from Led Zeppelin when you first heard it. They are so young, but that kid has a full-on Robert Plant wail.
This is a super late post from an article mostly written at the end of 2016. I like to post the Big Sexy songs of the year. The internet deserves to be filled with this kind of knowledge. Plus, it's a handy place to find the best songs and videos when I'm killing time somewhere. Without further ado, here's what you need to know.
Fave lyric: "I’ll be dancing like an uncle at a wedding." OR "Doing the running man until my chest hurts."
I love Rizzle Kicks! They have been leaking singles out this
year for what I assume is a forthcoming album. Or maybe this is just how all
the hip, young Brits release content nowadays. This is such a fun video for
such a fun song. Killer movie clips along with some viral clips intermixed with
the Rizzles themselves. Outside of that, the song is just happy and upbeat like
most Rizzle Kicks songs. Good beat, funny lyrics with a cool English accent.
This is right up my alley. Just outside of the Top 20 is another Rizzle Kicks
song with another great video, Always Late. I thought the chorus was a little too repetitive to overcome my prejudice of
having the same band landing 2 songs in the top 20. But still, check it out.
Very few bands are doing funny, story videos.
Fave lyric: "Oh gimme some time. Show me the foothold from
which I can climb."
Or "Gimme my, Gimme
my, Gimme my, Gimme my, Gimme my way."
This band is a great example of what is wonderful about
exploring new music. I had never heard of Foals before this song was performed
on Stephen Colbert at end of 2015. However, they have been a very successful
band in England. A country I love. A country I mine for new music. How did I
miss these guys? There previous album was the NME best album of 2013 topping AM
by The Arctic Monkeys, one my two favorite albums of that year. (QOTSA!) This
songs builds to a superb crescendo at the end. Feels like we reached the top of
the mountain. The album What Went Down also finished in the BS top 5 albums of
the year.
I am such a sucker for a great bass line. This is a full-on
retro-funk number about, well, I never really thought much about it. This song
just brings a smile to my face and a swagger to my hips. Maybe it’s just me,
but I always bite my lip and give my head the front circle move when I am
cruising along. Not bad for a bunch of white guys from Austin. White Denim
almost made this list in 2013 with At Night in Dreams. I was also a big fan of another song off this album, Had 2 Know (Personal). A little less funky, a little more southern rock, but still cool.
They had a wonderful Grammy performance of this song and the Grammy’s suck
they they ditched it off YouTube. Here’s the actual song.
Fave lyric: "And me? I’m the damn fool who shot him."
No art lit my fire nearly as much in 2016 as the musical
Alexander Hamilton. And I haven’t even seen it! I have listened to the cast
album a thousand times. I have dissected the lyrics and researched the
historical importance. The closest musical that touched my life was SpringAwakening. The closest album was American Idiot.
Hamilton will be a classic piece of American theater long
after I have stopped going to theater, and theater-goers are ooooolllld. It is
an amazing piece of art on many levels. I am very much looking forward to
seeing the San Francisco tour of the musical in April of 2017, but until then,
I get my Hamilton fix from the album, from stolen YouTube moments, from PBS
documentaries, from podcasts devoted to the musical and from all of the award
shows that they have dominated. There is no way anyone did not hear about
Hamilton in 2016.
It is difficult to pick one song from the musical and represent
it is the best. Many musicals have that singular song that drags a successful
musical to prestige. This musical is a totality. Without a doubt, the Hamilton
cast album wins the Big Sexy album of the year. I am putting the introductory
song here on my Top 20 list as its representation. This is an excellent
introduction to the play. In 3 minutes and 57 seconds, we learn just about
everything we need to know in the first 19 years of his life until we pick it
up in song 2. It introduces every character, including telling you the guy who
kills him at them end. They aren’t trying to hide the plot. Everyone who saw
that Got Milk TV ad 20 years ago (or likes American history) knows Aaron Burr
killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel.
Fave lyric: As with any good comedy song, there are many to
choose from, Here’s a good sample:
“She said, “Invade my cave with your special unit”. I said,
“He wasn’t in a cave”. But there was no stoppin’.”
I really thought the soundtrack album to the movie that I
was sure couldn’t sustain 90 minutes would finally be the album that I didn’t
thoroughly enjoy from these fake rappers. I was wrong. Not only was Popstar:
Never Stop Never Stopping surprisingly good throughout, the hook on this song
is so catchy, you will be singing the inappropriate chorus while you are
picking apples at Raley’s. I don’t know how many times I have been singing
“Fuck Bin Laden” under my breath in public. The soundtrack has several other
great songs, but it is not quite as good as the other albums. Still worth a
watch and a listen.
Fave lyric: "By the time you hear the next pop, the funk
shall be within you."
I know this song came out last year. To Pimp a Butterfly was
a Grammy darling early this year and honestly that was when I first gave it a
shot. Never really got into the album, but I do love this song. Great beat. I
know I’m not his demographic, but we’re more alike than he thinks. I do not
like the Patriots or Dodgers. I don’t have a bone pick about people sitting on
my throne. I don’t call anyone “bitch”.
I don’t rap. I don’t love Compton. I don’t like motor cycles or hoopties
on hydraulics. You know, I might have less in common with him than I do with
anyone. Anyway, I want the funk.
Fave Lyric: “When we’re hungry we all eat the same fuckin’
food. The ramen noodle.” But I do love the chorus.
The chorus is perfect for how a lot of the country is
feeling after the election. With the alt-right rising, it feels like there
isn’t as much or a place for many in world. I thought with the election of
President Obama, racism was over? I feel like our country has never been more
divided.
I got here from their SNL performance in November I have, of course, heard of Tribe. I knew they were a very influential hip hop
group and they had a very good documentary that I still want to see. The beat in this song is cool. I love the stop and go. I could do without
sirens in a song when I driving, but this song needed sirens. In future
years, looking back, I bet this song ends up higher on this list.
Fave lyrics: "You made a wish at 11:11, I held your hips at
12:34."
This song takes me to a simple time and place. A place
inside a John Hughes movie. Maybe it is because Arkells is a Canadian band and
Canada always seems to always be stuck 20 years behind the US culturally. 11:11
is another song that just makes me happy. The best music is music that makes
you feel something. This song doesn’t make me reflect thoughtfully on my place
in the world. But is does make me feel joy. For that, it is makes the top 10.
11:11 is from a 2014 album, but I just got wind of it this year. I haven’t
listened much to their new album out later in 2016, but I plan to see if this is a one hit wonder on this list or if they can
enter the Big Sexy list of go-to bands like….
This song really doesn’t even sound much like Green Day. It is more indie pop than indie punk. Green Day is one of my all-time
favorite bands. Provider of the best concert I have seen. Provider of one of my
favorite albums of all time (American Idiot) as well as a long list of BS hits
over the past 25 years. I bet his song is even better live . It needs a little more edge. With all that
said, I still really like this song.
Fave lyric: "All my life you stood by me. No one else was
ever behind me…. With your love, nobody can drag me down."
I don’t know from One Direction. I know that a million
teenagers and their moms all had a favorite member earlier this decade just as
N’Sync did 10 years ago, just as Backstreet Boys did 20 years ago, just like
Beatles did 50 years ago. When I heard this funky little number by Weaves, I
loved the clunky guitar and the hook of the song. I didn’t know it was a cover.
Then I was watching James Corden’s carpool karaoke with One Direction and they
broke out this song. The One Direction version of the song isn’t bad either. I just honestly never heard it before. I still like the Weaves cover better,
but these haircuts put out a pretty darn good song.
Fave lyric: “This is a low-flying panic attack.” But
Radiohead is much more of a sonic feel than lyrics.
I remember when I first got into Radiohead. I had known of
them for over a decade, but like most people I know, I could not get past Thom
Yorke convulsions and the odd sounds that come from this band. However, they
were released an album through their own website and told buyers to just pay
what they want. I gave them 2 shillings to give this band a chance. I hadn’t
listed too much to my frugal purchase prior to a 3 hour train ride across the
French country side. I dialed my ipod over to the album, earbuds firmly tucked
in place and zoned out over the soothing rhythm of the train rolling on the
tracks. It hit me. Radiohead is a headphone band. I then went back into their
catalog of platinum selling albums and found a band I consider one of my
favorites of all time, though I have only appreciated them for less than a
decade.
Burn the Witch has the sonic feeling of the best Radiohead
songs. With nearly all Radiohead songs, they are better with repetitive
listens. You need to give this a dozen spins. With headphones on. The song
slowly builds and builds until its frantic ending. This song has a similar
meaning of the Tribe song above. Bonus
points for the Claymation video.
Fave lyric: "St. Louie. California. Blue Eyes. Yeah, she's comin' for ya."
You don’t have to listen very hard to hear Dan Auerbach’s
Black Keys influence on this song. I don’t get the video at all. Block it out
and the song is pretty cool. It’s kind of a slacker/funk fusion with a touch of 60;s thrown in. Nothing is
remarkable lyrically. The song makes good use of Ah’s, Ooh’s and Oh No's.
I’m not sure if this should be on the O’Brother Where Art
Thou soundtrack or if it is a hidden track on an Otis Day & The Knights album. “Otis, My man!” No matter this upbeat
and perky song about not being able to overcome alcoholism is a foot-stomping
good time if you don’t pay too much attention to the lyrics. Just buy him a
drink.
Fave lyric: "You are the hole in my head. I am the pain in
your neck. You are the lump in my throat. I am the aching in your heart."
I tend to like soundtracks. I wouldn’t think I would be the
type of person to like soundtracks because I appreciate the art of making an
album. I appreciate listening to a collection of songs in the order mixed by
the artist. Wearing headphones to transport me to a different place
emotionally. But every year, it seems like there is a soundtrack or two that I
love. Typically because the soundtrack accentuates a movie or musical to an
even higher place. This is the case with Into the Wild. A great book and a
great movie with a soundtrack by Eddie Vedder.
I have long loved Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam is going to be
inducted into the Rock and Rock Hall of Fame this year!! How old am I?? Didn’t
they just break out? I remember their fun performance in Singles, a movie I
loved oh so many years ago. (Another great soundtrack, by the way.)
Eddie Vedder as a solo artist blew my mind a little with
Into the Wild. I did not expect to like it. Doesn’t he need Stone and Jeff to
bring the goods? But the solo work was good. It was different, but good. I
stumbled across Golden State this year. It is several years old, but it is
great duet about two people in love who are both the good and the bad of their
lives. This song is very much “Eddie Vedder” and not “Pearl Jam”, but it is
still great. It’s actually a cover of a John Doe (from the band, X) song.
Fave lyric: "The girl in the pastry shop... Is making a
cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip…" (it’s much longer but sets the
scene well)
Weezer is back with another solid album. They seem to hang
around. Weezer haters like to say any new album is no Pinkerton. They are
right. It’s not. That is a classic album. Weezer lovers always like to say that
Weezer is going back to its roots with every new album realese. They are both
wrong. This is a good song that sounds like Weezer but doesn’t make me think it
should or shouldn’t be a lost track from a 20 year old album.
Fave lyric: "I did all I could. So kiss this one last time
cuz I’m gone for good."
This song makes you want to strut. Good band name, blokes. This
British band have a bit of a Queen meets the Strokes vibe. Apparently, this
song has been out in England for a couple years, but 2016 was the first time I
ever heard of The Struts.
More indie pop! It’s got a fun beat. I never really paid
much attention to what dude was signing about. Watching the singer really
turned me away from this song, but just when I’m slaving over the elliptical to
keep my girlish figure, it is a good song to keep the feet pumping. I should
have posted an audio-only link.
Fave lyric: "You make me feel like I’m alive again"
I know it is not cool to like Coldplay. They are the butt of
a lot of music jokes. Those jokesters don’t give this band enough credit. I am
typically skeptical myself every time there is a new Coldplay release. I wasn’t
a fan of their previous album. I figured Gwyneth Paltrow ruined Chris Martin
forever. Chris Martin seems like a great guy. Have you seen his CarpoolKaraoke? Of course you have, It is awesome.
Fave lyric: “When and where did we go cold? I thought I had
you on hold.”
I have loved The xx for a while as a Big Sexy Headphone
Band. I am not sure about this new album yet. Their DJ (?) Jamie xx hit it big in the
EDM sce
ne a couple of years ago. He has brought a little too much EDM to The xx
for my liking. However, the lead song from the album has enough of what I love
about The xx to crack the BS Top 20. The yearning. The loss. The back and forth
female/male vocals. Sadly I see the DJ from Popstar every time they hit the bridge. I wish I could find a link to Jorma Taccone wearing an illuminate helmet and pushing a button on his ipod. But I think of it every time I hear this song.
Stand up bass! This retro sounding song barely cracks in the
top twenty. Not sure if I like this song because of the deep female voice or in
spite of it. But I do love it.
With the stale taste of the Grammy's still bouncing around my mouth, I need to get out the Big Sexy Songs of 2014. Kayne will not be rushing the stage when these winners are announced, but it isn't because Beyonce is getting a BS Statuette. He is gonna lemme me finish.
2014 had some good musical breakthroughs and some welcome returns of old favorites. What is didn't have was any true hits in my estimation. It wasn't easy for me to pair down my top 40 to a top 20 nor was it easy to rank any of the top songs. Any of the top 10 songs could be #1 based on my mood during the day. Alas, someone needs to reign supreme in the land of Big Sexy. This year, that title goes to:
1. Seven Nights Seven Days – The Fratellis
Fave Lyric: I’ll be the comeback kid, on his way home from hell.
Fave Lyric #2: Show me the way brother. Give me a sign sister. I’m not the
only one that’s waiting to be born.
What do you know, a fun mime video! You don’t see that every
year. Such a welcome comeback by The Fratellis. I loved their debut LP back in 2006 even
though I could barely make out the lyrics of this Scottish band. Their second
album seemed like it was over produced and the rawness that I love from the
band was missing. Then they disappeared. I thought they were gone forever, unless the Chicago Blackhawks scored a goal. 5 years later they are back with the
original swagger and really, just the fun that I first loved from them. Check out
the whole album, We Need Medicine.
2. Do It with a Rockstar – Amanda Palmer
Fave Lyric: Do you wanna dance, do you wanna fight. Do you wanna get
drunk and stay the night. Do you wanna know all the things I do. Do you wanna,
do you wanna, do you wanna, do you, do you, do you..”
Followed up later with: Wait, wait, wait. I’ll be fine in a minute.
Amanda Palmer is very theatrical. She is the wife of author
Nail Gaiman, who is also a bit odd. I’m not sure what I would think of this
song if my first introduction is from the video. I heard the song many times
before I saw the video and her unsightly armpits.
My interpretation from the song is that she is a rockstar,
out on tour, and is very, very lonely and depressed. She is craving love and
attention. She wants him (her?) to come home with her. She will sex him if that
is what it takes to have him come home with her. They can talk. They can cry.
He can hit her. Whatever. She gets more and more desperate as the song goes
along. He is seeing more and more that she is crazy and a bad idea. She sells
that he can tell everyone he had sex with a rock star. He’s been giving her all
sorts of excuses - his animals are all alone, there’s chicken waiting on the
stove, he needs to charge his phone.
3. The Feast and the Famine – Foo Fighters
Fave Lyric: Where’s is that PMA?
Another great album by who I could probably call my favorite
band. They consistently put out good music and Dave Grohl is probably my
celebrity man crush. This song is the most rocking song from Sonic Highways. I
really wanted to love the HBO series Sonic Highways and I did like it. The best
episodes were the ones that specifically influenced Dave, like this one from
Washington DC, near where he was raised. I wanted all of them to be like that.
My only other knock on the songs from this album are that they feel like Mad
Libs. Dave would stick phrases that his interview subjects mentioned during the
episode into the song. I feel songs should be more from the heart and mean
something personal. It makes the Foos seem more like a song producing machine
than I would like to envision my artists. Either way, this song rocks.
4. Gotta Get Away – The Black Keys
Fave Lyric: I went from San Berdo to Kalamazoo, just to get away from
you.
The Black Keys typically have a cool video. This song set to
The Addams Family dancing, I do not think is the official video, but it will
do. The song is the last song on a bit of an uninspiring album for me. I had
big hopes, but only a couple songs stood out for me. I may need to listen to it
more. Their refusal to cow to the demands of Spotify made it harder to for me
to enjoy since I am now one of the many drones main lining Spotify. Spotify or
GTFO.
5. Snap Out of It – Arctic Monkeys
Fave Lyric: I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby, snap out
of it.
This album ended up #2 on the 2013 Big Sexy Album list, but
I may have listened to this album more than any other in 2014. This song is a
little bit more radio friendly than any of their other songs. I originally
thought it was that he loves his significant other but she is driving him crazy
with her crazy. The more I hear it, the more I think that the singer is talking
to a friend that is in love with someone else and he wants him/her to snap out
of it so they can hang again. Either way, awesome song.
6. Trainwreck 1979 – Death From Above 1979
Fave Lyric: Cuz I want it all. I can’t get enough.
Years ago, when I just started getting into the heavy
electronica rock that is Death From Above 1979, the two member Canadian band up and disbanded on me. I was stuck listening to their first EP and LP over and over while I
conquered the elliptical machine. I am so psyched they’re back! I think the new
album is a little more accessible than their older stuff, but it still grinds.
I’m glad the video shows these guys all sweaty on the stage because that’s how
I always pictured them, in a small, hot area, banging heads.
7. Out of the Black – Royal Blood
Fave Lyric: Don’t breathe when I talk because you haven’t been spoken
to.
Fave Lyric #2: I got a gun for a mouth and a bullet with your name on it.
A finalist for Big Sexy New Band of 2014, Royal Blood is
just some good old fashioned rock and roll. It is what I would call hard
alternative. He seems pretty angry here, but this song kicks all the asses.
Royal Blood is a two man band from England, but they sound very American to me.
8. Who Needs You – The Orwells
Fave Lyric: You better join the army. I said, ‘No thank you, dear old
Uncle Sam’.
This young band from Chicago has come on real strong at the end of 2014.
Disgraceland is an LP in heavy rotation with me right now. This song has a
Strokes feel to them but this album shows a bit of diversity. The leader singer is kind of an odd ball on
stage based on some live clips I've seen. Who Needs You is a pretty happy,
quick tune for one that might considered an anti-America song. My take is that
is it about loving your family above your country and it’s wars, but there are
only about 10 lines in the whole song so who knows.
9. I’m Not Part of Me – Cloud Nothings
Fave Lyric: I'm not telling you all I'm go through. I'll be fine.
Back to the crunchy guitar chords and angsty singing of the
Cloud Nothings. I really liked their last album but really haven’t listened too
much of the new one yet. I love this front single though. It’s a catchy punky song. I think the song is about putting his past behind him and being a new
person now that he doesn't have the other person that was a part of him. He’s
no longer that part of himself.
10. Sea of Love – The National
Fave Lyric: Hey Jo, sorry I hurt you but, they say love is a virtue,
don’t they.
I love Matt Berninger’s baratone voice. It really
accentuates his sorrowful lyrics. This song goes the other way for The
National. This time, the singer is the dumper not the dumpee. That’s a pretty
cold break up lyric up above to tell someone that loves you but you don’t feel
the same way.
11. Whisky Saga – The Fratellis
Fave Lyric: Here lies the remains of every girl I have loved.
Fave Lyric #2: Pitchforks pointed my way and it’s no coincidence.
I told you I loved this album! This another fun, almost a
rockabilly song from The Fratellis. I couldn't keep this song off the Top 20.
It is just makes me too happy.
12. Lazarreto – Jack White
Fave Lyric: When I say nothing, I say everything.
I have loved Jack White for a long time now. This song is as
good as I would expect from him. Nice, squealing guitar break in the middle,
right before a slow down. A little electric violin. I like the Spanish thrown
in near the beginning, even though I don’t know what it or the song even means.
Keep rocking you pale freak.
13. I Won’t Let You Down – Ok Go
Fave Lyric: Maybe all you need is someone to trust, maybe all you need
is someone.
Another fun choreographed video from the kings of it. But I
liked the song before I ever saw the video. Just a happy, positive song.
Nothing too deep. Just happy.
14. Hometown Girls – The Strypes
Fave Lyric: I reek of sweat and teenaged innocence.
It’s the Beatles 50 years on. Except these guys are all
teenagers, with fast rock songs. I can hear girls screaming in the background
when I hear them. Nice guitar solo in the middle of the song. These kids sing
about being shy around girls but I bet they are pulling just fine.
15. Fancy – Iggy
Azalia w/ Charlie XCX
I almost hate myself for how much I like this song. Complete guilty pleasure. I don’t
like Iggy Azalia in general or her butt implants. I think it is that synth beat
that runs through the whole song. When those first 5 beats hit before any other
music, I have a good feeling. I would like to assume they know they cannot
drive from LA to Tokyo, but I wonder.
16. Rumble and Sway – Jamie N Commons
Fave Lyric: Don’t tell me no truths, I want all of your lies.
Nice funky little number here. Very soulful voice on this
white boy. This song sounds very old school.
17. I Wanna Get Better – Bleachers
This is a pretty popular song and my Venn Diagram of songs
that are very popular and songs that I really like is usually pretty slim. This
is just an uplifting song for me with a good beat and a nice guitar break. Hard
to not love the infectious, dun-dun-dun-dundun, pounding on the keys.
18. Washing Dishes – Jack Johnson
Fave Lyric: Who took the time and where did they take it?
I mentioned the Foo Fighters consistency earlier and the
same can be said for Jack Johnson. This is just a pretty love song on a guitar
that makes me think of being at the beach. He keeps doing it, so I’m going to
keep praising him.
19. Twerk It Like Miley – Brandon Beal
Here’s a cool and funky beat beneath a pop culture
reference. I DJ/announce for our high school football team and dropped the
first 60 seconds of the song during a timeout. The head of the cheerleaders
came up and told me that this song was inappropriate. I say, at least, at this
part of the song, he is just seeing a girl on the dance floor. Hey, I don’t
come to your work and knock the dicks out of your mouth. I didn’t play it again
despite seeing all the suggestive moves she was teaching for the halftime show.
20. Left Hand Free – alt-J
Alt-J is sliding into Dave Matthews territory for me. I very
much think I should like them, but I’m having a hard time embracing them. They
have been mentioned in the same vein as Radiohead, but aside from being
British, I have a hard time making too much of a connection. I do like the funky
twang working in this song. It is by far my favorite song of theirs. However,
this song barely slides onto the Top 20 of this year.
21. Cubs in Five – The Mountain Goats
I had to add a #21 because I couldn't get this song out of my head all year. Maybe it isn't TOp 20 worthy, but try to get the chorus out of your head. I already talked a lot about this song in a previous post,
so I won’t here. It is a hard song to get out of your head if you can get past
the poor production quality. This is an almost 20 year old song showing up on
my top songs of 2014, but I listened to this over and over this year, so here
it is. You've never heard it anyway.
Honorable Mention:
I said it was hard for me to narrow it down. These barely made the list and on some days should be on it. I loved them all at one time or another through the year. Presented in no particular order...
Dangerous - Big Data
Miracle Mile - Cold War Kids
Underworld - Brody Dale
Wait a While - The Hold Steady
Like a Fool - Kiera Knightly
To Hell With Good Intentions - McKlusky
Tell Her - Rizzlekicks
Rent I Pay - Spoon
Fever - The Black Keys
There it is! 30 songs that all get the Big Sexy seal of approval. 2015 is already starting strong. I hope to have an equally hard time paring the list at the end of the year.
If April wasn’t such an outrageously busy month in my life
at this point in it, it would easily be my favorite month. It holds the
birthdays of some of the most important people in my life. Spring is such a positive
time of year. The sun is out longer and more often. The Stanley Cup Playoffs
begin, which is the best playoffs in sports. And baseball begins! As a Mariners
fan, April is about the length of the typical Mariners season, before they are
playing for next year. The way the last week has gone for them, you can tell
April is about over.
One of the cool things about this April is that I have
discovered two baseball themed songs from two of my favorite bands. I love
stumbling across old music from bands I love. I am always amazed that can
happen. I am a bit of a completest of my favorite bands. My favorite workday
time waster website, Deadspin has been running a series of extreme slow motion
replays overlaid by indie music. They dropped Cubs in Five by The Mountain Goats on this clip during the first week of the season. Here is the link to the whole song with a funny banana picture.
I’ve had the pleasure of being to Wrigley a several
occasions. There is no way that you can go to Murphy’s before a game, sit in
the bleachers with 50 new friends, hit the Cubby Bear after and not have a
soft spot in your heart for the Cubs. When I’m root, root, rooting for the
Cubbies at Wrigley, I don’t care if I never get back.
Cubs in Five isn't really about the Cubs at all. It is from the mid-90’s
so the references to the Tampa Bay Bucs, who were the NFL’s version of the Cubs
until about 2000, don’t make as much sense today. The Cubs winning, is
basically saying “when pigs fly”. That is when our protagonist will love his
former flame as much as he used to again. I cannot get the verse out of my head
when I hear it. I think since John Darnielle is such a bad singer (but great song writer!), it
encourages me to belt out the lyrics myself. At least when I’m alone. And my windows are rolled up.
One of my absolute favorite bands, The Hold Steady, have a
new album out this spring. I suggest everyone give it a few spins, then save it to
their favorites on their Spotify playlists. Originally from Minnesota, Craig
Finn, The Hold Steady’s singer/songwriter, is a big Twins fans. He did a song called
Don’t Call Them Twinkies that was hidden away on some baseball songs
compilation. I bet this song would be even better if I was a lifelong Twins
fan. I did have the pleasure of seeing a game in a sold out Metrodome and wave
a Homer Hankey forever ago, but the experience didn’t make me a fan. My soft spot for the twins came 16 years ago in April. I like the
video to go along with the words. Makes it easier to follow for non-fans that are
learning Twins history, not reliving it.
Now that I have found these songs, I am searching for more! What
other of my favorite bands have baseball songs?? I know Eddie Vedder did a Cubs song . As a Pearl Jam fan, I would have preferred a Mariners song, but I’m glad it’s
not this one. This is more of an Irish drinking song. Low marks.
Do The Black Keys have a Reds anthem? Does Queens of the
Stone Age have a hidden track extolling the virtues of Dodger Stadium? Does
Arcade Fire have an old Expos expose? Perhaps Foo Fighters’ My Hero was about
Randy Johnson.
If I haven’t done my taxes, it’s still 2013, right?? I love
great, upbeat songs to energize a lackluster workout, to promote car dancing on
a long drive and to help celebrate good times. On the flippity flip, I love a
good cool out song to help me chill out when I’m feeling stressed, to enjoy
peaceful times around Le Maison Maves and to really connect with my inner sexy.
Cool out songs are not just sappy ballads. In fact, many of my favorite Cool
Out songs of all time will contain a hard rocking bit and some slamming
guitars. Cool outs can either touch my heart OR my soul and this soul needs to
be chill. I know a song is a contender for the Top Cool Out when I want to turn
down the lights, throw some shades on and just deeply feel. This was a
down year overall of music, but I was still easily able to find 10 excellent
cool out songs for you to experience.
Cool out songs are typically better audio-only and through
speakers that will block out the rest of the world. That isn’t the best way to
share these with you here. I suggest you make yourself a Spotify playlist of
these songs, throw on some imitation Beats headphones (because please don’t
spend $200 on headphones!), close your eyes and enjoy the next 45 minutes.
The opener: “I want God to come and take me home, because I’m all alone
in this crowd.”
The
chorus: “Does anyone get this right? I feel no love.”
“I
survived. I speak. I breathe. I’m alive. Hooray. “
I’ve already expounded my love for this
song in the Big Sexy Top 20 of 2013 in its place of a most excellent quartet of
songs on the Big Sexy Album of the 2013 (Spoiler Alert!), ...Like Clockwork. I knew Elton John made an appearance on Like
Clockwork. After hearing the piano introduction to this song which was preceded
by a very Elton note-hum (from Sixty Years On from his Live in Australia album
that I loved), I was sure this was it. It wasn't. After a while the piano is
joined by a My Guitar Gently Weeps guitar. I love the lyrics. I love the
anguish. He is so miserable. He has overcome a death defying experience, but he
doesn't seem too happy to have made it because all of his demons have also
survived. I’m not sure why I love the lyrics so much, because I don’t relate to
it. I think it is because the music and the delivery of the lyrics has
transported me to a place where I can feel his pain.
“I don’t know why I put up with
this shit. You won’t put out and Zip City’s so far away.”
“Keep your drawers on girl, it
ain’t worth the fight. By the time you drop them I’ll be gone and you will be
right where they fall the rest of your life. “
“You’re only 15 girl, you ain’t got
no secretary, and ‘for granted’s’ a mighty big word for a country girl like
you. I think that’s just your daddy talking.”
As with the top songs of the year,
I may have already discussed them by now. DBT was my band of the summer, but
this Cool Out song from over a decade ago still sticks with me as a
proto-typical cool out song. It’s another song that tells a story. It is about
a teenager coming to grips with growing away from his younger girlfriend. You
can tell he is ready to move on and not just from her but from his teenaged
behavior. He is tired of the long drive to see her, her daddy and the pressures
he is feeling just to be with her not just actual but also implied.
Fave lyric: I’m already fighting me, so
what’s another one?
I love Jack White. I can’t believe this 2011
song slipped by me until this year. I heard it first on the radio, of all
places. (Who listens to the radio anymore??) I was shocked to hear he had a new
album coming out. Nope. Just him singing on a Danger Mouse release. I only
think of Danger Mouse as a super producer and the skinny half of Gnarls
Barkley. Jack White actually features on three songs on this album, but this
song is the keeper. I wish I could un-hear the others. Well, they are not that
bad, but I’m not surprised I haven’t heard those. This has an excellent slow
jam.
Fave lyric: Davy says that I look taller. I keep feeling smaller and smaller.
I love emotional lyrics. If there
is a singer today that speaks more to things in my mind, heart and soul, it
very well might be Matt Berninger. I am very much looking forward to their doc,
Mistaken for Strangers. Here is the awesome trailer. It gives me goose bumps. I
love this band so much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OeSAUNvpvY It looks to be a lot more about a relationship
between brothers that live in very different worlds and not just a concert
film.
Back to this song… As with most The
National albums, I need to hear them multiple times and even read the lyrics
before I can really get into it and Trouble Will Find Me was no different.
After hearing it dozens of times, I can say that I think it the album is phenomenal.
I know they are just not accessible to people at first or second listen, but
give them an extended chance and maybe they can reach you.
This is not a simple love song, as
the title and video suggest and repeated chorus would make you think. The
National cannot do videos because the songs mean too much. This song brings
tears to my eyes when I relate it to my sweet, oldest son. This song is about a
boy who has always struggled a bit to be successful but he is “good and
grounded”. He has left home, presumably to college. As he is growing up he is
feeling more and more overwhelmed by life. He is coming home to see his
girlfriend that he left behind. He needs her because he doesn’t feel that he
can be himself with his family or the friends he hangs with. He wants to recapture
that safe and happy place in his life where his heart is at home. I hope this isn’t how he
goes for my boy. Maybe it was how I felt and I’m projecting it on him. Maybe I need some
help.
This is a bad audio recording of this song.
Find it on Spotify.
Toadies are one of my long-time favorite
bands, but no one knows much of them despite their enormous one-hit status in
the early 90s. They take a long time between albums but rarely disappoint, even
when Vaden Todd Lewis goes off and does stuff with other people and calls them
Burden Brothers. Beside You is an excellent track that would find itself at
home on any of their albums. Unfortunately, much in the way Pearl Jam and Kings
of Leon put out good but not great albums this year, Toadies did the same.
Sadly, the only video I can find gives you a bad audio recording of the song.
Find it on Spotify and rock out with you sunglasses on.
Fave lyric: It’s 3 in the morning, and I’m
trying to change your mind. Left you multiple missed called and to my message
you reply, “Why’d you only call me when you’re high?”
This has a great bass and drum
line. And a very simple question being posed to our narrator. Cheeky! Our
narrator would like to have a late night relationship with his paramour, but she
doesn’t want to just be a booty call. Simple and funny.
t
go. You can scream and I won’t go. Every man that you know would’ve run at the
word go.
With an evocative title like Porno,
you might think this would have some racy lyrics and 70’s style bass. It is
quite the opposite. It does have a cool vibe to it. I think the song is about a
man telling his love that he will stay with her through the bad times and any
warts she may have now that really know each other. Whereas other immature men
would have only treated her like a man would treat a woman in a porno until the
woman is sick of it.
Fave lyrics: 1. I’ll go to college
and I’ll learn some big words and I’ll talk REAL LOUD. Goddamn right I’ll be
heard.
2. I still love her. Loved her
more when she used to be sober and I was kinder.
Another old song. I cannot believe
that I keep finding old songs from one of my favorite bands. I’ve been into
Modest Mouse for years now, but I wasn’t on to them until they achieved some
popularity. They were already indie giants by then.
It is a pretty negative song that
starts with apostles selling out Jesus for new sandals and moves to angels
selling your soul for a set of new wings. Then in modern times, colleges
selling education to people that they don’t need and finishes very personal
with the narrator finally learning to come clean and be himself to his lover,
but now she has been ruined by his previous “selling” of himself and being a
jerk. Everything sucks!
Pearl Jam is aging well. Even though I wasn’t
wild about this album, they can still rock and they can still hit on a great
cool out song. On this album, the ballad Sirens has gotten some run, but I much
prefer the slow drums and creeky winds on this song about live passing you by.
Since I don’t like to re-use artists, I am going to split #
10 among two of my favorite albums of the year that already hit this list. Wonderful
song about waking from a comma but being changed. The whole first verse is my
favorite lyric – “Calling all Comas: Prisoner on the loose. Description: A
spitting image of me with heart-shaped hole where the hope runs out.” This song
builds into a bit of a rocking crescendo, which I love in my cool out songs.
Fave lyric – Don’t tell anyone I’m here. I
brought Tylenol and Beer
This song about friends with benefits is as
typical from The National, sorrowful. His lover is so awesome when they are together
but she is toxic. They can’t have a real relationship. He is surprised she
keeps asking him over and thinks she should have someone closer to her to help
her through her problems. He’s just a quick fix “Tylenol and Beer”. He swears
that “This is the Last Time” he is coming over. You get the feeling he is
trying to convince himself and he will be back over next time she’s high at 3
in the morning. I love the ending. It is crashing and passionate when he is swearing
that he won’t be vacant anymore. Then
there is a little almost pillow talk where he confesses he is in trouble.
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